At least make sure they are 18
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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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