I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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