check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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