she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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Less talking, more tequila
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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