alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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