YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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