i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize