if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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