dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
My balls are so social today.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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