My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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