Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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