Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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