Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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