no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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