PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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