I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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