This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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