are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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