This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Someone signed my nipple.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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