I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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