True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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