Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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