Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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