worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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