3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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