I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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