Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize