Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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