Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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