I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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