I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just want to make out with him forever
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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