I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
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its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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