Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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