doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just puked most of my soul out..
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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