1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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