Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Me too!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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