we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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