i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize