that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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