ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize