arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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