So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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