I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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