Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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