I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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