We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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