well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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