The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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