I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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