real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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