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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.

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(786): I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying. http://tfl.nu/xg19

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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.

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(612): You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast. http://tfl.nu/3zo3

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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?

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That depends on who this is.

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(559): So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true? (1-559): That depends on who this is. http://tfl.nu/a6jm

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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.

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(408): You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien. http://tfl.nu/6kyj

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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.

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(208): why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never. http://tfl.nu/g58g

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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.

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(403): I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night. http://tfl.nu/12y8

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(503): View more from Oregon

And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....

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(503): And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container.... http://tfl.nu/xfht

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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".

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(617): I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues". http://tfl.nu/ykd9

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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob

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(978): nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob http://tfl.nu/cycw

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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.

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(541): get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear. http://tfl.nu/nwnx

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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.

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(248): I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell. http://tfl.nu/ttak

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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....

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(540): I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name.... http://tfl.nu/37ao

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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE

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This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.

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(847): I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE (1-847): This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to. http://tfl.nu/xeyh

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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can

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(604): Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can http://tfl.nu/fug3

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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?

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Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

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(239): Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ? (406): Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time. http://tfl.nu/y05k

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