HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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