He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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